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Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) by Waterbird

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Recording:

Member:

Waterbird 102

Song:

Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)

Artist:

The Wurzels

Duets:

-

Stats:

79 Comments | 632 Views

WaterbirdLEVEL 102

Recording information by WaterbirdGOLD

Purchasing the Bull for the Family Ranch ……

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch in 1875. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving for another ranch to check on the possibility of buying a bull, the brunette tells her sister, When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $499. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home. The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, It's just 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, OK …I want you to send her the word comfortable. The operator shakes his head. How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, comfortable? The brunette explains, My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it real slow. (com-for-da-bull )

Hope you enjoy your listen….
If you leave a comment I will graciously return them
Hugs and Many Blessings….
~~waterbird~~

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XANADUDE

Comment by XANADUDE

hahahaahha soooooooooooooooo good love itttttttttttttttttttt

XANADUDE

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-TinaLEVEL 109

Comment by -TinaSNAP-STAR


Thanks For Joining Us For Shocktober - Week Two! Tina & Jodi

SexyMama47LEVEL 102

Comment by SexyMama47

SOUNDED AMAZING THIS WAS AWESOME TRULLY ENJOYED IT THUMBS UP MY FRIEND GOOD JOKE

nightsongsLEVEL 99

Comment by nightsongsGOLD

hello Birdie,
this is off the charts,
you have outdone yourself.
this is doggone fabulous,
have me laughing as I watch.
your joke was a complete groaner
love your costume,
love, love, love all of it.
HAPPY SHOCKTOBER! dear friend
hugsss and blessings
david

starlightangel_1

Comment by starlightangel_1SNAP-STAR

Outstanding Performance,Fantastic all the way,Loved my Listen,Stars for you**************Superb My Friend************Bravo Superb Joke funny

SingSnap_EventsLEVEL 68

Comment by SingSnap_EventsSPECIAL-EVENTS

Are you Up For The Singsnap Challenge? Well come and join us and have lots of fun!!


Congratulations on being Featured today!
~ Jodi & Tina

debra57LEVEL 108

Comment by debra57SNAP-STAR

HAVING ISSUES WITH MY RECORDING COMMENTS PAGE NOT LOADING...ANYONE ELSE HAVING THE SAME ISSUE?

HI MY FRIEND......I LOVED YOUR WONDERFUL SING.....LOVED YOUR OUTFIT......GREAT JOKE..... HGUS~DEB

Thessa_CALEVEL 111

Comment by Thessa_CASNAP-STAR

A song a day makes my day.. stay safe!

Happy Challenge Day ..Week2

Good Choice of Song
Fantastic Sing …. Great JOB on Video
Claps Claps Claps
Have a Great Week... God Bless… Hugs

TinypumpkinLEVEL 109

Comment by TinypumpkinSNAP-STAR

TAKING A BREAK. ?????STAY SAFE MY FRIENDS!???

Congratulations on being featured Sweetie!
Woohoo! Funny! Funny! Had me laughing...great joke!
And what an AWESOME performance!
LVED it!
Have a fun SHOCKTOBER!
Hugsss & Blessings!
~tiny

cannotsing24LEVEL 109

Comment by cannotsing24SNAP-STAR

Thank you for all yourcomments and listening,,,,,,,,,,,

Hello mdf,,,,,,am simply
enjoying your performance
love the song you picked
the clown is great ,,,,,
Shirley

DawnNeptuneLEVEL 96

Comment by DawnNeptuneGOLD

At times, I fit into lyrics more then I fit into life!

Well you are just completely adorable... its so funny, i almost did this tune today...
I love this great re write of this song...
Your presentation is just wonderful... love your hair and rosy cheeks.
I enjoyed this so much... leaving with a huge smile on my face..
hugs

snowdogLEVEL 63

Comment by snowdogGOLD

great jo0b ****************Donnie

TwylaM4364

Comment by TwylaM4364GOLD

Great job!!!!! You did wonderful
Loved it
Blessings
Twyla

Bel-JayLEVEL 89

Comment by Bel-Jay

Great video and fabulous sing...not heard this one for years! Belinda

Bel-JayLEVEL 89

Comment by Bel-Jay

NovellaLEVEL 111

Comment by NovellaSNAP-STAR

Life is short. There is no time to leave important words left unspoken.

This is totally fabulous!

Little_WingLEVEL 81

Comment by Little_WingGOLD

haha ok this is so cute!
you make an awesome clown doll!
Love this song hehe!
Fantastic!
LOVE your makeup and vocals for this!
Bravo
XXX

bev2738LEVEL 101

Comment by bev2738GOLD

Great Circus Challenge............Awesome job......... it..... GBY..hugs!~Bev~

Sparrow5LEVEL 88

Comment by Sparrow5

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